I take back what I said about obviously unhealthy food being perfectly okay.
I’m ashamed of myself for wanting to eat this. Was chocolate-covered bacon not decadent enough? How about the bacon vodka? Or all the amazingly tasty bacon-centric recipes on the site? It’s like we’re trying to kill ourselves, or maybe force the evolution of bulletproof/fat-proof/everything-proof hearts.
Oh, the horror. The achingly delicious horror.