Foolish Assumptions I Have Made, vol. 2132
A club sandwich on wheat bread from Jimmy John’s must be healthy. Put some low-fat mayo on there and you can eat the whole thing guiltlessly. Tomatoes, lettuce, bean sprouts–it’s like a salad!
Never mind the roast turkey, five strips of bacon, and the wheat bread that somehow has more empty calories than their white bread.
What silly-to-stupid assumptions do you guys make about the foods you eat? Surely I can’t be the only one who’s connected some pieces of lettuce to Nutrition!!! at least once in my life.