With Apologies to Hillary’s Sticky Rice
Look at these mangoes, man. Oh yeah, King of Fruits right here, I would totally nom nom nom these things in three seconds flat and ask for thir–
I don’t like mangoes.
In fact, try as I might, I have never enjoyed a single bite of mango. Something about it just tastes lousy to me, and even in California when my dad brought me one fresh from the farmer’s market I was after two bites munching down strawberries instead. What’s wrong with me? Everyone likes mangoes! Oh God, this is just like when I realized I still liked cartoons in high school and nobody else did!
Tell me there’s more of you out there. Non-mango-fans, not cartoon geeks. I need some solidarity up ins.
-Jim was not impressed with the mango martinis