Somebody’s got a case of the mondays
I hate soy milk.
With every fiber of my being.
You should all stop drinking it, or at least label it Soy Juice.
And for God’s sake, stop trying to make ice cream out of it. You’re eating a frozen joke.
Rice milk, on the other hand, at least tastes okay.
That is all.
EDIT: Unless you can’t have dairy. You gotta get by somehow.